Hey, I’m L’Oréal
Wouldn’t you rather be the woman who walks into the room, into a sea of black, wearing a pink dress?
The main rule to dressing is that there are no rules
I'm having the full Trinny Woodall experience. Stood in front of a full-length mirror, she's tucking my jumper into the front of my jeans with the familiarity of my mum on a school run in 1995.
In no time at all she assesses my problems and strengths – and somehow, with her encouragement, I’m embracing my thighs.
If all our young women are only following the likes of Kim Kardashian their brains will turn to mush.